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Time you crazy thing!

Tue Feb 17, 2009, 1:05 PM
Urrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Time you crazy thing! Where the hell did you go?! It's been 3 fracken years since I last did a journal! So, here is a new one. Hello, ummmm... still work'in in a school. Got into a major relationship with a lovely girl, lost a major relationship with a lovely girl, ooo went to cuba (lovelly place- huge spiders! Ninja crabs hiding in life jackets! a bar in the swimming pool!) and lots of other stuff I cant remember. I heard the best joke EVER: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field. Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That is beutiful! I quite literally wet myself when I was told that. Oh yeah, watch this [link] it's awsome- the mario kart love song! The sweetest love song I have ever heard. Thats good enough for a journal entry, so remember kids: eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow alien overlords will enslave us all and make us worship a magic sky fairy. Noooo!

  • Listening to: Mario Kart Love Song
  • Reading: Fury by Salman Rushdie
  • Watching: The Dark Knight
  • Playing: Farcry 2
  • Eating: pasta
  • Drinking: Red square cherry vodka

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This, my fellow bipeds, is what some might call a "penguin". This creature lives in the heart of the Congo and lives on a diet consisting mostly of crab urine and sheep intestines. If disturbed it will remove its own eyeball and vomit over itself repeatly until left alone. The "penguin" is a majestic beast which tastes much like lemonade when gnawed on, this is why it often makes its nests at the top of the tree canopy. Though it is unable to fly its climbing ability is unmatched in the animal kingdom. We should all marvel at this mighty beast.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: uk
  • Interests: movies, reading, xbox 360, writing, philosophy
  • Favourite movie: The Prestige, Fight Club, The Dark Knight
  • Favourite band or musician: Divine Comedy, Beatles, Snow Patrol, Noah and the whale
  • Favourite genre of music: all over the shop
  • Favourite artist: At the mo M. C. Esher
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ayn Rand and Salman Rushdie at the mo.
  • Favourite photographer: Artistical
  • Favourite style of art: stuff
  • Operating System: windows vista
  • MP3 player of choice: Walkman!
  • Shell of choice: snail (they are the hobo's of the the slug world)
  • Wallpaper of choice: um....yes,
  • Skin of choice: rather partial to snake (sssssss!)
  • Favourite game: Fable2, Gears of war, Mass Effect! Samurai warriors 2 empires
  • Favourite gaming platform: xbox 360 (the damn things do like to commit suicide though)
  • Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim (Obey the fist!), Daffy Duck
  • Personal Quote: I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it
  • Tools of the Trade: um, paint (the crappy computer program-Silence! there will be no mocking!), my imagination!

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Comments


:iconblastobutter:
Thank you so much for adding my photos to your favs :hug:
Have a great day :]

Sorry for the late reply.
:iconmistoffelees-shadow:
Thankies for the fave! :D :D

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PUNS!

-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
:icontea:
Thank you for the fav.
:iconcwalton73:
Thanks for the fave!
:iconmistoffelees-shadow:
Thanks for the ever-faving awesome. :D :glomp:

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PUNS!

-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
:iconblastobutter:
Thank you as always for faving my photos :hug:
Have a wonderful day :]
:iconmistoffelees-shadow:
Gracias for more faving!! :D

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PUNS!

-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
:iconblastobutter:
Thanks alot for the recent faving :cuddle:
:iconblastobutter:
Thank you so much for adding [link] to your favs :hug:
Have a great day :]
:iconmistoffelees-shadow:
Thankies for the fave!! :D

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PUNS!

-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.

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