I've come here to kick arse and chew bubblegum, an
Journal Entry: Mon Jun 26, 2006, 5:55 AM
Well hello fellow bipeds! (and other limbed beasts that use the internet) how are you? Arrr, I see... thats good to hear. I've been off this crazy site so long I've worked at the casino and now I work in a school, assisting the more mentally challenged small people that walk through it's dusty halls. Freaky midgits that children are. Do you find children disturbing? Because they are you know. After nine (NINE!) months of gestating inside of someone they claw their way out from your belly and scuttle away to your home, were they preceed to bleed you of all your money and dignity, shovling your food into their gaping mouths and pooing every where. After robbing you of the best years of your life they leave you a hollow husk of your former self, alone and miserable. Why the hell do people have babies? I mean what the hell is the point? I mean really?! What is the point? Any hoo, whats everyone been up to then? Oh really, facinating. Do you know one of the best part of my job is? Sarcasm, half the kids I help are so dense they have no idea that I'm being sarcastic.... arrrrr the good things in life eh? Writing journals is a very schizophrenic experience, just kind of talking to the voices out there, then those voices sometimes reply....ooooo.... where do they come from, are they real, or just figments of my deluded life weary mind. Are you really there voices? are you? Who are you?! What do you want from me?!!!!! Why won't you leave me be?!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO! OO I have Friday of this week, that'll be nice.
Devious Comments
>^.^< *Mistoffelees_Shadow*
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PUNS!
-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
>^.^< *Mistoffelees_Shadow*
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Thanks to Forrester Labs for creating my icon!
PUNS!
-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
>^.^< *Mistoffelees_Shadow*
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Thanks to Forrester Labs for creating my icon!
PUNS!
-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
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Green is cool
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Old Gregg: I've got this. This is good.
Howard: That's nice.
Old Gregg: You can have it.
Howard: I'm fine thanks.
Old Gregg: I'll keep it here for you.
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I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul
- W.E. Henley
~burn-p0etry
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I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul
- W.E. Henley
~burn-p0etry
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I have no hopes, no resources, no money. I am the happiest man alive. -- Henry Miller
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"We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best." ...
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I say never be complete - I say stop being perfect - The things you own end up owning you !
~South Park~
Token: How do you know? None of us has ever had any drugs before.
Jimmy: Well, I did Ecstasy once. Me and my girlfriend took it and we stayed up all night having ... sex.
Kyle: Where did you have sex with her?
Jimmy: In her va-vagina. Thank you, thank you. What a terrific audience.
~AelVampire
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"Time may twist within the deathly sky, but my eyes will never turn from you. Even when the deadly storm is coming forth..." ~AelVampire
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Simba...
No, I'm Jesus, LOL
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You Need Emotions To Know Your Human..I Dont Want To Be Human
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Love is a s.m.o.k.e made with the f.u.m.e of sighs
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~hightilidie-stock
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