Time you crazy thing!Because he was out standing in his field. Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That is beutiful! I quite literally wet myself when I was told that. Oh yeah, watch this [link] it's awsome- the mario kart love song! The sweetest love song I have ever heard. Thats good enough for a journal entry, so remember kids: eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow alien overlords will enslave us all and make us worship a magic sky fairy. Noooo!
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Chapter4:The debacleChapter Four: The Debacle at the Police StationChapter4:The debacle
Lucy cycled at great speed to the police station. She wanted to help Chester get back to his family, but she also wanted him out of her house as soon as possible.
Mr. Snow had almost suffered a fit the last time Lucy had brought a friend back to the house. When he heard Lucy and her school friend laughing he burst into her room and began to shout about how distracting all the noise was. He shouted so much that his face turned the deepest shade of purple and a vein stood out prominently in his temple. Lucy had watched, fascinated, as the vein began to pulse faster and faster.
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Chapter 3:Chester's sorryTaleChapter Three: Chester’s Sorry TaleChapter 3:Chester's sorryTale
Chester sat forlornly on the edge of Lucy’s bed, his legs dangling in the air. “I was just a boy, younger than you are now,” explained Chester. “I was born and raised just outside of London, in a place called Hampstead.
One morning in early November, I was sitting on the doorstep of my house eating a chocolate pie,” Chester licked his lips, and a dreamy expression came over his face, “my old mum used to make the best chocolate pies in the whole world.” Lucy feared she might never hear the rest of the story if Chester remained in
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Chapter 2: The Pig Boy and theChapter Two: The pig boy and the devilChapter 2: The Pig Boy and the
Lucy stormed outside and sat down hard on the steps. She refused to let her father upset her. She fought back the tears, only letting one small sniffling noise escape. It was then that Lucy noticed a rustling coming from the bushes beside her. The rustling was followed by a series of muted squeals and a grunt. Lucy, who was a girl with an inquisitive nature, crept down the steps and apprehensively approached the bushes. As she got closer the squealing stopped.
Lucy pushed aside the tangled branches of the nearest bush. Without warning the bush exploded in a flurry of motion and
by ~Dibship
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- Interests: movies, reading, xbox 360, writing, philosophy
- Favourite movie: The Prestige, Fight Club, The Dark Knight
- Favourite band or musician: Divine Comedy, Beatles, Snow Patrol, Noah and the whale
- Favourite genre of music: all over the shop
- Favourite artist: At the mo M. C. Esher
- Favourite poet or writer: Ayn Rand and Salman Rushdie at the mo.
- Favourite photographer: Artistical
- Favourite style of art: stuff
- Operating System: windows vista
- MP3 player of choice: Walkman!
- Shell of choice: snail (they are the hobo's of the the slug world)
- Wallpaper of choice: um....yes,
- Skin of choice: rather partial to snake (sssssss!)
- Favourite game: Fable2, Gears of war, Mass Effect! Samurai warriors 2 empires
- Favourite gaming platform: xbox 360 (the damn things do like to commit suicide though)
- Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim (Obey the fist!), Daffy Duck
- Personal Quote: I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it
- Tools of the Trade: um, paint (the crappy computer program-Silence! there will be no mocking!), my imagination!
- Email: pastaandfish@hotmail.com
- MSN: pastaandfish@hotmail.com
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PUNS!
-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
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PUNS!
-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
Have a wonderful day :]
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PUNS!
-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
Have a great day :]
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PUNS!
-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
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