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Journal Entry: Mon Jun 26, 2006, 5:55 AM
Well hello fellow bipeds! (and other limbed beasts that use the internet) how are you? Arrr, I see... thats good to hear. I've been off this crazy site so long I've worked at the casino and now I work in a school, assisting the more mentally challenged small people that walk through it's dusty halls. Freaky midgits that children are. Do you find children disturbing? Because they are you know. After nine (NINE!) months of gestating inside of someone they claw their way out from your belly and scuttle away to your home, were they preceed to bleed you of all your money and dignity, shovling your food into their gaping mouths and pooing every where. After robbing you of the best years of your life they leave you a hollow husk of your former self, alone and miserable. Why the hell do people have babies? I mean what the hell is the point? I mean really?! What is the point? Any hoo, whats everyone been up to then? Oh really, facinating. Do you know one of the best part of my job is? Sarcasm, half the kids I help are so dense they have no idea that I'm being sarcastic.... arrrrr the good things in life eh? Writing journals is a very schizophrenic experience, just kind of talking to the voices out there, then those voices sometimes reply....ooooo.... where do they come from, are they real, or just figments of my deluded life weary mind. Are you really there voices? are you? Who are you?! What do you want from me?!!!!! Why won't you leave me be?!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO! OO I have Friday of this week, that'll be nice.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 24
  • Current Residence: uk
  • Interests: movies, reading, xbox 360, writing, philosophy
  • Favourite movie: The Prestige, Fight Club, Juno
  • Favourite band or musician: Divine Comedy! Beatles! Snow Patrol
  • Favourite genre of music: all over the shop
  • Favourite artist: At the mo M. C. Esher
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ayn Rand and Salman Rushdie at the mo.
  • Favourite photographer: Artistical
  • Favourite style of art: stuff
  • Operating System: windows xp
  • MP3 player of choice: Walkman!
  • Shell of choice: snail (they are the hobo's of the the slug world)
  • Wallpaper of choice: um....yes,
  • Skin of choice: rather partial to snake (sssssss!)
  • Favourite game: halo3, Gears of war, Mass Effect! Samurai warriors 2 empires
  • Favourite gaming platform: xbox 360!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim (Obey the fist!), Daffy Duck
  • Personal Quote: I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it
  • Tools of the Trade: um, paint (the crappy computer program-Silence! there will be no mocking!), my imagination!

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Devious Comments

~Mistoffelees-Shadow:iconMistoffelees-Shadow: Feb 29, 2008, 5:48:04 PM
Thank you for faving Sasuke! He would hug you, but he's too detached and emo....oh well. ^-^

>^.^< *Mistoffelees_Shadow*

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PUNS!

-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
~Mistoffelees-Shadow:iconMistoffelees-Shadow: Aug 20, 2007, 6:56:54 PM
You know, I was just browsing your faves and I realized how crappy my artwork looks compared to all the other stuff there. XD

>^.^< *Mistoffelees_Shadow*

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Thanks to Forrester Labs for creating my icon!

PUNS!

-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
~Mistoffelees-Shadow:iconMistoffelees-Shadow: Jul 17, 2007, 1:22:57 PM
Thankies for the faves! And comments!

>^.^< *Mistoffelees_Shadow*

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Thanks to Forrester Labs for creating my icon!

PUNS!

-To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

-Theives that steal corn could be charged with stalking.
~Sadir89:iconSadir89: Oct 27, 2006, 11:23:19 AM
Thank U for the :+fav: :D

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~flower-GIRL:iconflower-GIRL: Sep 23, 2006, 8:57:13 AM
Thanks for the faves :)

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Howard: That's nice.
Old Gregg: You can have it.
Howard: I'm fine thanks.
Old Gregg: I'll keep it here for you.
~duckie2318:iconduckie2318: Nov 14, 2005, 10:16:00 PM
Just wanted to say HI!
~shrek105:iconshrek105: Aug 20, 2005, 8:08:48 PM
thanx for the fave.

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For my unconquerable soul
- W.E. Henley

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~shrek105:iconshrek105: Aug 8, 2005, 11:01:38 PM
thanx for the fave

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I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul
- W.E. Henley

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~dark-dear-heart:icondark-dear-heart: Aug 6, 2005, 10:02:18 AM
Hey dude, thanks for the fav.

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~Artistical:iconArtistical: Jul 7, 2005, 5:55:40 AM
:sun: Love ya! :blowkiss:

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"We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best."
...:star:

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~WithxxBrokenxxWings:iconWithxxBrokenxxWings: Jul 5, 2005, 8:25:54 AM
Thanks so much for the +fav sweetie

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:kiss: Life is not how many breaths we take, But how many times our breath gets taken away! :kiss:
~PhotoMojo:iconPhotoMojo: Jul 3, 2005, 7:24:00 AM
Thank you for adding "The Way to the Sea to your fav's.
:hug:

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~WithxxBrokenxxWings:iconWithxxBrokenxxWings: May 25, 2005, 11:00:32 PM
Thankyou so much for the +fav! u are to kind to me! :)

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:kiss: Life is not how many breaths we take, But how many times our breath gets taken away! :kiss:
!cabre:iconcabre: May 24, 2005, 9:01:14 AM
thx for the favorit dude ! :)

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I say never be complete - I say stop being perfect - The things you own end up owning you !
~Euroizer:iconEuroizer: May 22, 2005, 6:21:34 PM
thanks dude cool comment
~duckie2318:iconduckie2318: May 21, 2005, 8:56:16 AM
i really enjoy ur submissions. great job

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Token: How do you know? None of us has ever had any drugs before.
Jimmy: Well, I did Ecstasy once. Me and my girlfriend took it and we stayed up all night having ... sex.
Kyle: Where did you have sex with her?
Jimmy: In her va-vagina. Thank you, thank you. What a terrific audience.
~xxdarkpixiexx:iconxxdarkpixiexx: May 20, 2005, 8:56:39 PM
thanx for your comment it was cute
~AelVampire:iconAelVampire: May 19, 2005, 10:44:57 AM
Excellent work with your poems, I have not yet read all of them and in time I will. Kepp up that work and I will be looking for more to come. Bit I do ask of one favor, I would love to hear what you think about one of my poems called "Lost Kingdom". Thank you once again my friend.

~AelVampire

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~x-innocence-x:iconx-innocence-x: May 19, 2005, 10:33:19 AM
great gallery! keep up the awesome poems =D

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Simba...

No, I'm Jesus, LOL

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~Snuffalupagas:iconSnuffalupagas: Mar 11, 2005, 3:42:27 PM
:o thanks so much for the fav :hug:

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~WithxxBrokenxxWings:iconWithxxBrokenxxWings: Mar 6, 2005, 1:30:52 AM
Your work is Fantastic! thankyou so much for the +fav!

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:kiss: Life is not how many breaths we take, But how many times our breath gets taken away! :kiss:
~beckylikewoah:iconbeckylikewoah: Feb 26, 2005, 8:15:07 AM
I really enjoy your writing. As soon as I figure out how to add favroites and things, I'll add you!

:thumbsup:

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~hightilidie:iconhightilidie: Feb 22, 2005, 9:51:42 AM
thanks for visiting my page. i too checked out yours and it looks as though we have a some things in common. your deviations are very emotional, and i hope to look at more.

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~lieswoven:iconlieswoven: Feb 22, 2005, 9:24:22 AM
*SQUEEE!* Thanks for the favorite.